How appropriate You fight like a dairy farmer?

How appropriate, you fight like a cow! I’ve got the courage and skill of a master swordsman. I’d be in real trouble if you ever used them. My tongue is sharper than any sword….SoMI Insults and Comebacks.

Insult Comeback
You fight like a dairy Farmer! How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

How do you get the sword in Monkey Island?

There’s a sword on the wall near the till; pick it up and then ring the bell on the counter. Tell him you want the sword, and it’ll cost you 100 pieces of eight. Leave town, go back to the island map view, and head for the house in the southeast corner.

What do you give the troll in Monkey Island?

red herring
He requires a “magic phrase” which Guybrush learns from the Voodoo Lady and Otis: “A new faculty advisor is nigh”. As Guybrush leaves, he gives the Troll the remaining red herring.

How should you fight like a chicken sot?

How Appropriate! You Fight Like a Chicken. “When an attack is blocked then fret you may, as being counter-struck will ruin your day.” Have your attack blocked and get attacked within five seconds (the opposite of You Fight Like a Merchant).

Can you visit Monkey Island PR?

Monkey Island (officially Cayo Santiago) is a small island, about 1 nautical mile off of the eastern coast of Puerto Rico, that is home to about 1000 free-roaming Rhesus monkeys. The island is not open to tourists, but you can get a view of the monkeys from the water.

How do I get a job at Monkey Island?

When you’ve finished talking to Stan, head back to the Village and into the shop. Ask the storekeeper about getting some credit and tell him that you do have a job; when he goes to open up the safe, keep an eye open to note down the combination he uses to open it.

How do you get the red herring in Monkey Island?

It was found outside the kitchen of the Scumm Bar on a small dock. To get it, Guybrush Threepwood had to first scare away a seagull.

How do you get red herring in Monkey Island?

What does sword fighting mean in Monkey Island?

Insult Sword Fighting Insult Sword Fighting is an activity within the Monkey Island series, heavily featured in the first part of The Secret of Monkey Island and being the bulk of Part Three of The Curse of Monkey Island. The intention of insults in sword fighting is to throw off an opponents guard and allow a swordsman to press their attack.

Do you know the secret of Monkey Island?

The more fights you have, the more insults and responses you learn during the game – then it’s just a matter of picking the correct response to each insult. This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur! And I’ve got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

What are the correct responses to insults in Monkey Island?

These are the correct responses to the insults you learn during the sword fights. The more fights you have, the more insults and responses you learn during the game – then it’s just a matter of picking the correct response to each insult.

Who is the Sword Master of melee Island?

If he used them later on a different pirate who had a proper comeback, he would then memorize that too. Some practitioners of Insult Sword Fighting are known as Sword Masters. A famous one is Carla, the Sword Master of Mêlée Island.